HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God approached the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will Make your lives better.

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" The Lord Said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou Shall not kill." "Not kill? Sorry, not interested." He then went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks Wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and thy Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans Also wanted an exambple, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not Steal? ... You gotta be shitting us, not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too Wanted an example and the Lord said "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not Commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments! How much are they?" "They're free." replied the Lord "We'll take 10."