Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths….This dangerous practice is known as ‘E by gum.’

What did the grape say when someone trod on him?
He let out a little whine

A woman standing nude in front of the mirror says to her husband, ‘I look horrible, fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.’ And the husband replies ‘Well, your eyesight is spot on.