Dear TAXMAN

 

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe €3,407.00 in taxes. Please

Note the attached article from 'Le Journal', Paris, wherein you will see the

French Government is paying €171.50 for hammers and The Elyse Palace has

Paid €600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value €2400) and six hammers (value

€1029), bringing my total remitted to €3429.00. Please apply the

Overpayment of €22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my

Return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 35mm Phillips Head

Screw (article from 'Le Journal', Paris; detailing how the DDE pays €22.00 each

For 35mm Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

 

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to

Paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

 

A Satisfied Taxpayer