A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." "Who?" "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time." "There are always a few clouds over everybody." "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you Should have heard him play the piano." "Sounds like he was something really special" "There's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to Order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out." "Wow, some man about town then" "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams; not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them." "Mmm, there's not many like him around." "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never Answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always Immaculate, shoes highly polished too." "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" "Well, I never actually met Frank." "Then how do you know so much about him?" "I married his f***ing widow."