: Holey Heaven



An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone
having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more
blood-curdling
screams. "Oh
my goodness,"says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St Peter, "they are just having their
head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."
"You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Yes," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for
that.