2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks

than the British, Canadian, Americans or Australians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer

heart attacks than the British, Canadian, Americans or

Australians.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer

fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and

fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Canadian,

Americans or Australians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English, apparently, is what kills you.