A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see

from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack.

So, he says, “Mrs Whack I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat

and go on a long vacation”. Patti looks at the frog in disbelief

and asks how much he wants to borrow . The frog says

£30,000. Then she asks his name, and the frog says: that

his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it

is okay, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that

£30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that she will

need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if

he has anything that he can use as collateral.

The frog smiles and says,” Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink

porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall: Bright pink and

perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she

has to consult with the manager and disappears into the back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called

Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to

borrow £30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral" She

holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the fuck is

this?"

wait for it!

The bank manager looks back at her and says. “It’s a knick

knack: Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan his old man's a

rolling stone!"