As opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.


Simply send this e-mail to 10 fellas who are just as virile as you.



INSTRUCTIONS
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Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds 2.5
models 463 wild nymphos 3,234 good-looking nymphos 20,198 who enjoy
multiple orgasms 40,198 bi-sexual women


In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you just posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER


One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her.


No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement.


Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.