Twelve men were about to be ordained as priests. The final test was for them

To line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,

Beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

 

      Each man had a small bell attached to his happy pole and they were

Told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not

Be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

 

      The beautiful model danced before the first man, with no reaction. She

Proceeded down the line with the same response from all the men until she

Got to the final one.

 

      As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and

Fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps

      Forward and bent over to pick it up.

 

      Then all the other bells began to ring.